Hit Counter

I won the battle of wills.

The Internet thought it could defeat me and failed. Score 1 for the blogging idiot.

WTF

What the hell is the hit counter called? I'm going nuts because I feel like an stupid idiot moron looking for the thingy that keeps track of how many people visit this damn site-- AND I KNOW NO ONE HAS YET-- so all it would have on it is about seven zeroes in a row

Heed the Dub